Via the Babylon Bee, news that Chris Tomlin wore out the Ctrl, C, and V keys on his laptop again. I can think of other songwriters who go through copies of Roget’s Thesaurus at a similar clip.
I’m waiting for the responses that go something like this:
“Ha ha ha. THAT’S NOT FUNNY. YOU MUST HATE THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN WHO ONLY SAY ‘HOLY’ OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND THE PSALMS OF DAVID.”